| 016; 10 December 1998 |
[Thursday
December 10th, at 7:02pm] |
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My auntie gave me a sip of this wonderful drink earlier today. So, when she wasn't looking, I poured some of it into a kiddy-cup because no one would ever suspect me drinking anything from one of those because that's just silly! And it did feel rather silly to be drinking from one but that is all right since I was drinking from one and my auntie and my mummy had no idea! They thought that I was just in a very good mood, but I am a wee bit tipsy, I think!
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| 015; 06 December 1998 |
[Sunday
December 6th, at 1:16pm] |
If we are going to be writing filthy stories, we should at least write them with a proper set of morals. I have taken the liberty of writing one myself.
Once upon a time, a beautiful witch tried to tempt a proper wizard out of his propriety. Like an evil little temptress, she would not desist and men can only say strong for so long, or so I am told. The witch was a Muggle-born, to make matters entirely worse and the wizard was a Pure-blood, so any chance of them falling in love was doomed from the start because the wizard knew far better than that, even if the Mudb girl insisted that she was in love with him.
And then one day, the witch died and the wizard lived happily ever after.
The end.
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| 014; 25 November 1998 |
[Wednesday
November 25th, at 2:18am] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO BLYTHE HANCOCK.]I have a job. You can't tell anyone because I would be very embarrassed if people found out but I trust you because you are my very best friend. George Weasley has given me a position in his store and I get to wear a disguise when I'm working. No one ever has to know! They sell very bizarre things and I certainly would not be doing this if I did not need the money. Perhaps now Mummy can stop working and I will not have to spend so much time with my dreadful sister.
[END WARDS.]
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| 013; 07 November 1998 |
[Saturday
November 7th, at 7:33pm] |
Why wasn't I invited to this fancy little Ministry awards ceremony? I don't think it's fair for the Ministry to block out all of the Slytherins except Will just because we're purists. Maybe I wanted to go and see. Maybe I would have liked an invitation. The Ministry just keeps making it clear how little they care about us in this House.
Now they're going to arrest my uncle and say that he has done horrible things. And maybe he has. I don't know because I am not him. But because of what the Ministry has done, I will probably never get to see him again. So much for family values.
Also, I am too tired of my sister to get through another day with her. I was going to sell her in Diagon Alley but I don't feel like making a trip there. So, if anyone wants her, the bidding will start at 10 Galleons.
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| 012; 28 October 1998 |
[Wednesday
October 28th, at 10:07pm] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO GEORGE WEASLEY.]I have spent all evening trying to be a good friend and helping others and I have been trying since you asked not to make any purist comments. I think that I am very qualified by now to work for you. I was just wondering if you had given it any thought since I did send you my CV and I am very much in need of more income so that Mummy will not have to work at the Ministry anymore. She does not deserve to have to work so hard after all that has happened to her.
Please give me the job. I need it!
[END WARDS.]
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| 011; 28 October 1998 |
[Wednesday
October 28th, at 7:46pm] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO BLYTHE HANCOCK.]Melinda seems very sure that Augustus does not have romantic feelings for her. But I have a new theory. Perhaps he was lying about being upset about her dying and told you that he believes I am a homosexual because he is secretly a homosexual and secretly fancies Blaise and wanted to distract you by leading your suspicions elsewhere! It is like Cyclopstein said. A --> B --> C!
It would all be so very clever if I were not clever enough to deduce it!
[END WARDS.]
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| 010; 28 October 1998 |
[Wednesday
October 28th, at 6:55pm] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO MELINDA BOBBIN.]Melinda, I need you to read this very carefully as your answer is of the utmost importance.
Lately it seems as though Augustus' affections for Blythe are waning and he seemed very upset at the possibility that you might die, which is understandable because that would be very upsetting. However, given the rather bizarre circumstances, I suspect that Augustus may have some feelings for you. If you can, I would like you to verify this. If you are secretly dating him, then I would also like to know. He is courting my very dear friend and I would not want her to be hurt because Augustus cannot commit to one lady the way a true gentleman should.
Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.
[END WARDS.[
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| 009; 19 October 1998 |
[Monday
October 19th, at 4:41am] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO BEATRICE DUNSTAN.]I need a favour.
[END WARDS.]
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| 008; 18 October 1998 |
[Sunday
October 18th, at 1:40am] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO ADRIAN PUCEY.]I have been told that you might not appreciate me referring to this as a date, but I did win one with you at the charity auction two weeks ago and I think we ought to decide what we are going to do. I never imagined that I would have two dates with two very charming men, and I am finding that I do not have any ideas as to what to do. I told Theodore that perhaps we could take a walk and them my mother might make us a very lovely dinner and we can certainly do that if you would like, though if you have any other ideas, I am very open to hearing them.
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| 007; 18 October 1998 |
[Sunday
October 18th, at 1:34am] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO THEODORE NOTT.]Theodore! I am sure you recall, but I thought it would be proper to remind you that I won a date with you at the charity auction two weeks ago. I am very excited, though I do not have much of anything planned for you. I was thinking that we could take a walk in some very attractive location or perhaps my mother could make us dinner. She is a very good cook and I am sure she would not mind. If it is not too much of a bother, perhaps we could do both! I am, of course, open to any ideas that you might have. I would certainly like for you to enjoy yourself.
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| 006; 14 October 1998 |
[Wednesday
October 14th, at 3:37am] |
Some Ravenclaw girls not only do not know how to dress themselves properly, but they are obscene. One of them sent me a filthy magazine yesterday and my mother found it this morning before I could bin it. Now she must think that my sister is a genius for being able to read when she's only five months old since she obviously would not assume that I had been reading it.
What makes matters worse is that I did not even do anything impolite to instigate this horrific attack. I merely -- and very helpfully -- sent a photograph of appropriate women's attire, since she doesn't know how to dress herself. I think it was very thoughtful of me to attempt to help her, and this is the thanks I get for being so considerate. If that his her idea of gratitude, I think that she needs to be re-educated!
Lisa Turpin, I demand an apology this instant.
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| 005; 10 September 1998 |
[Thursday
September 10th, at 4:01am] |
I would like to submit a formal complaint about us having to work while attending classes. Even if Dumbledore was mental, he would have understood that one cannot do both efficiently. By the end of the day, I am simply too fatigued to think about coursework. And then my stupid sister keeps me up all night screaming like a banshee except louder and more deadly. Maybe I ought to send her to Cyclopstein
So, who do I talk to about this sort of thing? I want results.
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| 004; 17 August 1980 |
[Monday
August 17th, at 2:33am] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO ANTHONY GOLDSTEIN.]Cyclopstein,
We have been having some interesting weather lately, have we not? I swear I did not expect it to rain this week and I would have anticipated it being much warmer, since it is August and not October. If we were back at home, I think our flowers would have wilted with all the cold and dampness. I do not suppose we have to worry about that anymore, though. The Ministry has certainly simplified our lives in that sense.
Did you kill my father?
[END WARDS.]
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| 003; 17 July 1998 |
[Friday
July 17th, at 12:43am] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO BLYTHE HANCOCK.]I cannot take it anymore, Blythe. I need you to help me. I need to find a way to get rid of my sister and make it look like an accident. This flat is not big enough for the both of us. Nor is my mother's heart. And she does not seem to stop crying. My head is throbbing.
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| 002; July 15 1998 |
[Wednesday
July 15th, at 11:51pm] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO THE PURISTS' BOYCOTT PARTICIPANTS.]I have been doing some research and I have found the perfect place for us to boycott. There is a bakery by the name of Baker Street that is owned by a Muggle-born who was recently released from Azkaban. His Half-blood daughter has been running it for him since last August. I was able to ascertain this information directly from her yesterday when I was feeling particularly peckish during my lunch break and went to get myself a biscuit. They had Muggle-born cakes there (!) Needless to say, I was horrified and yet inspired, because this is precisely the shop we should be boycotting. We should make posters and tell people that the goods from there taste curious. In a bad way. [END WARDS.]
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| 001; 03 July 1998 |
[Friday
July 3rd, at 8:29pm] |
[WARDED PRIVATE TO ANTHONY GOLDSTEIN AND BLYTHE HANCOCK.]Hello, Goldstein. I noticed that you were involved in last week's boycott in Diagon Alley, so I thought you might be the perfect person to ask. I want to make a leaflet of my own, but I am not really sure where to begin. What information would you recommend I include? And what, exactly, does one do at a boycott? Aside from the obvious, I mean, since obviously I assume that one passes out leaflets and stands around boycotting.
Thank you for your help in this matter.
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